Professor Aardvark’s Ring Sting Survival Guide

It’s a lot like a hangover. You eat some sauce. Then you need more sauce…then MORE. And the next morning, you find yourself crab-walking into the office, wondering why you didn’t take up the offer for a standing desk.

Camping with Secret Aardvark: Get the Hacks

Fresh air and play time makes whatever’s on the menu… Just. That. Much. Tastier. But nobody wants to babysit a camp stove when they’d rather enjoy actual camping. So, we’re sharing these camp cookout hacks with you!

7 Breakfast Hot Sauce Hacks for Endorphin Junkies Like You

It’s easy to make the same morning meals day after day, especially at early o’clock with just one eye open. Sure, you can always add a splash of the hot stuff on your eggs and potatoes to mix things up a little. But it can go oh, so far beyond that, people!

How Much Toilet Bowl Cleaner is in YOUR Hot Sauce?

You may think that hot sauce is all tomato, vinegar, onion, and spices. But guess what? The artificial and downright disgusting ingredients added to some mainstream hot sauces are no surprise.

Annual Giving Report

It’s not often that we get serious versus saucy here at Secret Aardvark – but there’s one thing we take 100% seriously: our ability – and we feel, obligation – to pass some of our proceeds on to organizations doing great things in the world.

5 Reasons to Celebrate Small Business Saturday, 11/26

At Secret Aardvark, we run only one sale a year, and it’s on Small Business Saturday. We’ve chosen that day as a way to honor small businesses everywhere. What’s so great about small businesses? Read the five big reasons we just can’t resist going small.

The Unexpected Inspiration Behind Secret Aardvark

Scott Moritz was a surfer, musician, storyteller, and lover of food (tacos!) and flavors (spice!). But perhaps his greatest gift was his curious and quirky mind, which inspired him to create unexpected culinary mashups… plus a certain oddly-named hot sauce company.

Five Recipes to Fire up Your Taco Tuesday

Here at Secret Aardvark, we believe the best time for tacos is, well…ALL the time! But we’re fully on board with a slightly more formal celebration by way of National Taco Day.