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Aardvarks Nuts: locally grown Oregon hazelnuts infused with our signature Habanero spice! Packed with nutrients and just the right kick, these nuts will boost your metabolism, satisfy your crunch craving, and make you feel hotter with every bite.

There are some new additions to the Secret Aardvark family, and the 3 Alarm pack is the best way to try them all at once! This package contains Reaper, Smoky Aardvark, and Red Scorpion Fiery Hot Sauce.

Yes, Chef! Do you like to cook? Or know someone who does? This is the box for you! All of these are developed by chefs! Our own Scott Moritz developed the two marinades, Drunken Jerk and Drunken Garlic Black Bean. Sara Hauman! Yeah, she’s famous! She took the finesse of our Drunken Jerk and combined it with pacific rock fish! Its spicy goodness makes the perfect topper to a salad, add it to a cracker with cream cheese or make Chef Sara’s mango jerk rock fish tacos. You can’t go wrong with a box this good! Yes, Chef!

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This package contains Aardvark Habanero, Serrabanero, Reaper, Smoky Aardvark, and Red Scorpion Fiery Hot Sauce.

We just made gifting a whole lot easier! This Limited Time Gift Set contains all five of our hot sauces: Aardvark Habanero, Serrabanero, Reaper, Smoky Aardvark, and Red Scorpion Fiery Hot Sauce. A mix of classic and new!

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Our flagship sauce features a unique “Caribbean meets Tex-Mex” flavor and just enough heat to slap the sass outta your mouth.

Our green hot sauce is spicy—maybe a little more than you’d expect—but won’t cause permanent damage to your taste buds. 

This Asian-inspired, whiskey-laced sauce makes a uniquely delicious marinade for your favorite protein, a delightful pasta sauce, or a stellar stir fry sauce.

A mouth-blasting blend of thyme, allspice, habanero, garlic and a nice little jolt of dark island rum.

Just like the genus of Scorpions, this hot sauce has a sting! Made with roasted tomatoes, carrots, and fermented scorpion peppers.

What do you get when you combine the smokiness of chipotle peppers with the spicy sweetness of habaneros? The most versatile hot sauce you've ever put in your mouth!

This smoky reaper sauce fills your tastebuds with the legendary heat of  smoked reaper pepper combined with applewood smoke, and fire roasted tomatoes.