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Bottles of Secret Aardvark sauces (Drunken Jerk, Aardvark Habanero, Drunken Garlic, and Serrabanero)

5 Alarm Gift Set

We just made gifting a whole lot easier! This Limited Time Gift Set contains all five of our hot sauces: Aardvark Habanero, Serrabanero, Reaper, Smoky Aardvark, and Red Scorpion Fiery Hot Sauce. A mix of classic and new!

$35.00

Aardvark Bucket Hat

Our reversible bucket hat offers tons of flexibility.  Tan on one side and Aardvark blue on the other.

$17.00

Aardvark Tote Bag-

This royal blue tote bag is perfect for any occasion. Made from recycled material, this bag is a great gift for Aardvark lovers, your everyday errands, and that go-to reusable bag for those grocery store runs.

$10.00

Secret Aardvark Pom Beanie

Hitting the slopes or plowing the driveway? This pom pom beanie/toque/skull cap/knit cap keeps your head toasty, and you’ll somehow look warm and cool at the same time.

$17.00

Secret Aardvark Unisex Black T-Shirt

  Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in black. Standard fit, with a seamless rib knit collar Comfy preshrunk 100% cotton Here’s a shirt you can live in!

$17.00

Secret Aardvark Unisex Red Tee

Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in limited edition red! Your choice of black or yellow branding.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Jersey Tee

Batter up! Swing for the fences in this baseball jersey style with contrast raglan sleeves and the inimitable Aardvark logo.

$25.00

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Secret Aardvark Women’s Tee

This extra-long curve-hugging girl t-shirt proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Men’s Tee

Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in black or blue.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Hoodie

The pockets are big enough to stow away a few bottles of your favorite Secret Aardvark flavor!

$35.00

Better Than A Tie

Give your dad something better than a tie this Father’s Day! Our gift pack includes a koozie, a pair of crew socks, a sticker, and a bottle of sauce. Choose Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce OR Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce.

$25.00

Secret Aardvark Fan Pack: T-shirt, socks, serrabanero, sticker Secret Aardvark Fan Pack: T-shirt, socks, serrabanero, sticker

The Dad Bod

The perfect gift pack for any dad includes a t-shirt, sticker, pair of crew socks, and a bottle of Secret Aardvark.

$33.00

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