Secret Aardvark
We surveyed the universe.
We consulted Professor Aardvark.
And the cosmos has spoken.
Ready to pull the veil of mystery away from your flavor future? Let’s see where 2026 is takin’ your tastebuds. Here’s a preview…
How to Survive Awkward Talk at the Holiday Dinner Table Ah, Thanksgiving — that magical time of year when gratitude meets gravy, and “family time” means five people talking at once about things you wish you could un-hear. The table’s groaning under the weight of carbs, emotions, and unsolicited opinions. Someone’s already debating politics, Grandma’s…
These spicy recipes help you liven up those precious Thanksgiving leftovers with spice and style so you can remain in feast mode for days.
Scott Moritz loved travel, music, and food and every October we honor the culinary genius behind Secret Aardvark. One of Scott’s biggest inspirations? The wild, wonderful world of global flavor.
We can all agree that GLP-1 medications like Ozempic, Wegovy, and Zepbound have silly names. But if you’re on one, you might be wondering: “Does GLP-1 mean RIP to my hot sauce stash?” or “Am I doomed to bland food forever?” Read on…
Ever flipped through one of those vintage camping cookbooks from the 1970s? The kind where every recipe starts with “Open can…” and ends with “heat over fire and pray for flavor”? Yeah, we did that.
Zombies at the door. Wi-Fi in the grave. Dinner? One sad can of beans. This is when Secret Aardvark steps in—not just to save your taste buds, but your will to live.
From celebrity-approved topping hacks to pro tips on grilling, boiling, and steaming, we’ve packed this guide with spicy recipes (hello, BuffaDog!) and regional hot dog legends. Grab a bun and stay saucy!
What’s more American than fireworks, BBQ…and debating whether the truth is out there? On the 4th of July, while the grill’s firing and the beers are flowing, there’s nothing like a spicy side of conspiracy theories to go with your ribs.