Magnificent 7

This package contains every single one of our sauces: Aardvark Habanero, Serrabanero, Drunken Jerk, Drunken Garlic, Reaper, Smoky Aardvark, and Red Scorpion Fiery Hot Sauce. A mix of classic and new!

Red Scorpion Fiery Hot Sauce: Just like the genus of  Scorpions, this hot sauce has a sting! Made with roasted tomatoes, carrots, and fermented scorpion peppers to add a sharp sourness. While it is a bit hotter than our flagship Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce, we don’t sacrifice flavor for heat.

Smoky Aardvark: A tad less hot than our flagship Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce but with all the flavor and fun you expect from Aardvark! Put it on your tacos, add it to your eggs, or use it as an alternative to a traditional BBQ sauce.

Reaper: The heat intensity will wake up your tastebuds but won’t melt your face! Well, maybe just a little. This is not a vinegar forward sauce, Aardvark Reaper Smoked Hot Sauce is a great addition to your red beans, burrito, pizza, and more!

Habanero: This is not your usual hot sauce! We have created a unique Caribbean / Tex-Mex hybrid made with flavorful habanero peppers and roasted tomatoes that’s great as a sauce, marinade or holistic cure-all. “Dump on Everything,” the Secret Aardvark compels you!

Serrabanero: Combine serrano and habanero peppers with onions, tomatillos, and secret spices to bring the heat without sacrificing flavor and you get Serrabanero! Our green hot sauce is spicy—maybe a little more than you’d expect—but won’t cause permanent damage to your taste buds.

Drunken Garlic: This Asian-inspired, whiskey-laced sauce makes a uniquely delicious marinade for your favorite protein, a delightful pasta sauce, or a stellar stir fry sauce. It makes dinner especially delicious and easy—what more could you want in life?

Drunken Jerk: A mouth-blasting blend of thyme, allspice, habanero, garlic and a nice little jolt of dark island rum. A delicious way to kickstart a variety of dishes including jerk chicken (of course) along with all the great recipes you’ll find here.