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Apparel

Bottles of Secret Aardvark sauces (Drunken Jerk, Aardvark Habanero, Drunken Garlic, and Serrabanero)

Aardvark Bucket Hat

Our reversible bucket hat offers tons of flexibility.  Tan on one side and Aardvark blue on the other.

$17.00

Secret Aardvark Pom Beanie

Hitting the slopes or plowing the driveway? This pom pom beanie/toque/skull cap/knit cap keeps your head toasty, and you’ll somehow look warm and cool at the same time.

$17.00

Secret Aardvark Unisex Black T-Shirt

  Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in black. Standard fit, with a seamless rib knit collar Comfy preshrunk 100% cotton Here’s a shirt you can live in!

$17.00

Secret Aardvark Unisex Red Tee

Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in limited edition red! Your choice of black or yellow branding.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Jersey Tee

Batter up! Swing for the fences in this baseball jersey style with contrast raglan sleeves and the inimitable Aardvark logo.

$25.00

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Secret Aardvark Women’s Tee

This extra-long curve-hugging girl t-shirt proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Men’s Tee

Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in black or blue.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Hoodie

The pockets are big enough to stow away a few bottles of your favorite Secret Aardvark flavor!

$35.00

Secret Aardvark Super Fan Pack

What do you get the Secret Aardvark lover who has it all?

$35.00

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Secret Aardvark Hat

Keep the sun out of your face and show off your Secret Aardvark style!

$12.00

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Secret Aardvark Socks

High-socks Sundays, anyone?

$15.00

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