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Apparel

Bottles of Secret Aardvark sauces (Drunken Jerk, Aardvark Habanero, Drunken Garlic, and Serrabanero)
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Secret Aardvark Jersey Tee

Batter up! Swing for the fences in this baseball jersey style with contrast raglan sleeves and the inimitable Aardvark logo.

$25.00

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Secret Aardvark Women’s Tee

This extra-long curve-hugging girl t-shirt proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Men’s Tee

Show off your undying love of Secret Aardvark with our official Aardvark tees—available in black or blue.

$17.00

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Secret Aardvark Hoodie

The pockets are big enough to stow away a few bottles of your favorite Secret Aardvark flavor!

$35.00

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Secret Aardvark Super Fan Pack

What do you get the Secret Aardvark lover who has it all?

$35.00

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Secret Aardvark Hat

Keep the sun out of your face and show off your Secret Aardvark style!

$12.00

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Secret Aardvark Socks

High-socks Sundays, anyone?

$15.00

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