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Drunken Jerk Jamaican Marinade

A tropical flavor that kicks you in the mouth. Made with habanero chile peppers. This spicy sauce is traditionally used as a marinade for the Jamaican-style BBQ simply known as “JERK.” We add a splash of dark rum for a sauce that is as versatile as your imagination & possibly hotter.


Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce

Not your usual hot sauce!!! A unique Caribbean / Tex-Mex hybrid made with flavorful habanero peppers and roasted tomatoes. Great as a sauce, marinade or holistic cure all. “Dump on Everything,” the Secret Aardvark compels you!!!!!!


Drunken Garlic Black Bean Sauce

Add some ancient Chinese wisdom, a little American ingenuity, a few shots of southern whiskey and a whole lot more garlic than any well adjusted adult should ever use and here you have it! Use as a marinade, stir fry sauce or with anything you damn well like. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!


 Classic Trio


A tasty trio of all 3 Secret Aardvark sauces. Makes a great gift, or an easy way to try our awesome products in one swoop.


1, 1, and 4


  • 1 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 1 – Drunken Jerk
  • 4 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $39.00

2, 2, and 2


  • 2 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 2 – Drunken Jerk
  • 2 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $40.00

3, 6, and 3


  • 3 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 6 – Habanero Hot Sauce
  • 3 – Drunken Jerk

12 Bottles | $65.00

Super Fan Pack


Trio of sauces, t-shirt, koozie & sticker. Secret Aardvark Super Fan must-have!




Women’s Secret Aardvark T-Shirt


This is a curve-hugging girl t-shirt that proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark. These are extra long. On the back the message reads “The Flavor That Kicks You in the Mouth!”

  • 4.3oz 100% cotton
  • Super soft with slight stretch for a perfect fit
  • Shirts run small – order up a size if you want it looser
  • Longer length, slightly scooped neck, fashionably shorter sleeves
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage


*If in doubt about size order one size larger. The smalls really are more of an extra small.

Men’s Secret Aardvark T-Shirt

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Men’s black and Aardvark blue t-shirts are now available in the new style!

  • Standard fit, with a seamless rib knit collar
  • Comfy preshrunk 100% cotton
  • Here’s a shirt you can live in!




Secret Aardvark Sticker

3″ x 3″ color sticker – stick it on stuff!



Secret Aardvark Socks








Secret Aardvark socks make your feet stylish and fun! They are premium Cotton yarn blended with Nylon and Elastane. Durable, yet soft socks that are guaranteed to fit and feel great.  Seamless toe and heel make your Aardvark loving feet comfy cozy. They come in crew and over the calf.



Secret Aardvark Jersey Tee

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Baseball jersey styling with contrast raglan sleeves, and the inimitable Aardvark logo.

  • Comfy lightweight cotton blend
  • Loose fit, unisex sizing



Secret Aardvark Hat


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The Secret Aardvark Trucker hat is GREAT for covering your head, annnd, showing off your Aardvark style! Choose white logo on black, or black logo on Aardvark blue/black. Adjustable to fit most Aardvark fans.






Secret Aardvark Lightweight Hoodie

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Comfortable and great for layering, these light weight classic zip hoodies will be your favorite in no time flat.

  • Pouch pocket, hood, ribbed cuff and hem, and Aardvark logo on front and back!
  • Super soft with a slight stretch for a perfect fit 






Keep your beverage cool with a genuine Secret Aardvark koozie. We won’t make a HOT/COOL joke right here… you’re welcome!