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Orders are shipped on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

For International orders please visit Food Fight Grocery.



NEW Holiday Trio!


A tasty Trio of all 3 Secret Aardvark sauces. Makes a great gift, or an easy way to try our awesome products in one swoop. This festive Trio comes with holiday packing, because ’tis the season



Habanero Hot Sauce


Not your usual Hot Sauce!!! A unique Caribbean / Tex-Mex hybrid made with flavorful Habanero peppers and roasted tomatoes. Great as a sauce, marinade or holistic cure all. “Dump on Everything”,
the Secret Aardvark
compels you!!!!!!
Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery


Drunken Garlic Black Bean Sauce


Add some ancient Chinese wisdom, a little American ingenuity, a few shots of southern whiskey and a whole lot more garlic than any well adjusted adult should ever use and here you have it! Use as a marinade, stir fry sauce or with anything you damn well like. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!

Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery



Drunken Jerk Sauce


A Tropical Flavor that kicks you in the mouth. Made with Habanero Chile peppers. This spicy sauce is traditionally used as a marinade for the Jamaican-style BBQ simply known as “JERK”. We add a splash of dark rum for a sauce that is as versatile as your imagination & possibly hotter.

Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery



1, 1, and 4


  • 1 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 1 – Drunken Jerk
  • 4 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $39.00


2, 2, and 2


  • 2 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 2 – Drunken Jerk
  • 2 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $43.00


3, 6, and 3


  • 3 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 6 – Habanero Hot Sauce
  • 3 – Drunken Jerk

12 Bottles | $76.75

Women’s Secret Aardvark Tee

Women's T-Shirt

This is a curve-hugging girl tee that proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark. These are extra long to prevent plumber’s crack, muffin top and whale tail! On the back the message reads “The Flavor That Kicks You in the Mouth!”

  • 4.3 Oz 100% Cotton
  • Super soft with a slight stretch for a perfect fit
  • Order up a size if you want it looser
  • Longer length, slightly scooped neck, fashionably shorter sleeves
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage


*If in doubt about size order one size larger. The smalls really are more of an extra small.

Men’s Secret Aardvark T-Shirt

Men's T-Shirt

Men’s Black, Gray, and Yellow Tee shirts are now available!

  • Standard fit, with a seamless rib knit collar.
  • Comfy preshrunk 100% Cotton, and a big white ‘Aardvark’ Logo on the front.
  • Here’s a shirt you can live in!



Secret Aardvark Zip Hoodie

Women's Hoodie

Zip style has full zip, Big white logo on the back, and smaller white logo on the front, upper left. Comfy Cotton/Poly blend. Wear your Aardvark loud n proud!


Secret Aardvark Pullover Hoodie

Women's Hoodie

Pullover has front pouch pocket, drawstring hood, and Big white logo on the front. Comfy Cotton/Poly blend. You can see that Aardvark coming a mile away!


Secret Aardvark Kids Tees

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Kids Tees are 100% cotton, with a super comfortable fit and, big white logo on the front.

*Sizes are approximate.





Keep your beverage cool with a genuine Secret Aardvark koozie. We won’t make a HOT/COOL joke right here… you’re welcome!



3″x3″ Color Sticker – Stick it on stuff!

Super Fan Pack


Are you an Aardvark Superfan?  Know one?  Here is the perfect ensemble for those who can’t get enough Secret Aardvark.  Superfan Pack includes: Aardvark Trio ( 1 of each sauce), T Shirt, Koozie, and Sticker!   Makes a great gift, or just treat yourself to all that Secret Aardvark swag. Comes in holiday Packaging,

Sizes Women’s and Men’s
Colors of Shrits

  • All of the Secret Aardvark trading Co. LLC products are vegan/vegetarian but are produced in a plant that may process non-vegan items.
  • The Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot sauce is Gluten-Free but is not produced in a plant that is gluten-free.
  • The Drunken Jerk and Drunken Garlic Black Bean contain soy sauce which contains wheat.
  • We want the rest of the country to have Secret Aardvark too! We offer wholesale prices (plus shipping) for restaurants and grocery stores that are not in our delivery area. Please email rob@secretaardvark.com for more information.