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Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce


Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce combines serrano and habanero chili with tomatillos, green tomatoes, and spices to get the mythical flavor of Serrabanero. It is a tad spicier than you might expect for a green hot sauce but not at the expense of flavor. Serrabanero is not a verde sauce. We call it an American green. Put it on anything where you crave heat with a tang.


Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce


Not your usual hot sauce!!! A unique Caribbean / Tex-Mex hybrid made with flavorful habanero peppers and roasted tomatoes. Great as a sauce, marinade or holistic cure all. “Dump on Everything,” the Secret Aardvark compels you!!!!!!


Spicy Mayo Aardvark Habanero Spread


We combined the spiciness of Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce with the perfect amount of creamy goodness of mayo! Squeeze it on a sandwich, spread it on a burger, dip your fries in a puddle or add it to your sushi. So creamy, so spicy!


Drunken Jerk Jamaican Marinade


A tropical flavor that kicks you in the mouth. Made with habanero chile peppers. This spicy sauce is traditionally used as a marinade for the Jamaican-style BBQ simply known as “JERK.” We add a splash of dark rum for a sauce that is as versatile as your imagination & possibly hotter.


Drunken Garlic Black Bean Sauce


Add some ancient Chinese wisdom, a little American ingenuity, a few shots of southern whiskey and a whole lot more garlic than any well adjusted adult should ever use and here you have it! Use as a marinade, stir fry sauce or with anything you damn well like. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!


Classic Trio


We combined the spiciness of Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce with the perfect amount of creamy goodness of mayo! Squeeze it on a sandwich, spread it on a burger, dip your fries in a puddle or add it to your sushi. So creamy, so spicy!


Hawt Trio


Our trio of two Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce, and one Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce is hot but won’t melt your face off!


Spicy Trio


A spicy trio of two Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauces and one Spicy Mayo Aardvark Habanero Spread! It’s a great way to spice up your mouth!


Fiery Trio


A fiery combo of Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce, Serrabanero Green Hot Sauce and Spicy Mayo Aardvark Habanero Spread.  This will light your mouth on fire!


1, 1, & 4


  • 1 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 1 – Drunken Jerk
  • 4 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $39.00

2, 2, & 2


  • 2 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 2 – Drunken Jerk
  • 2 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $40.00

3, 6, & 3


  • 3 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 6 – Habanero Hot Sauce
  • 3 – Drunken Jerk

12 Bottles | $65.00

All The Sauce


Our 5 pack has one of each of our tasty sauces and marinades. Try them all to make your mouth happy!


Super Fan Pack


Trio of sauces, t-shirt, koozie & sticker. Secret Aardvark Super Fan must-have!



Women’s Secret Aardvark Tee


This is a curve-hugging girl t-shirt that proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark. These are extra long. On the back the message reads “The Flavor That Kicks You in the Mouth!”

  • 4.3oz 100% cotton
  • Super soft with slight stretch for a perfect fit
  • Shirts run small – order up a size if you want it looser
  • Longer length, slightly scooped neck, fashionably shorter sleeves
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage



Men’s Secret Aardvark Tee


Men’s black and Aardvark blue t-shirts are now available in the new style!

  • Standard fit, with a seamless rib knit collar
  • Comfy preshrunk 100% cotton
  • Here’s a shirt you can live in!



Secret Aardvark Jersey Tee


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Baseball jersey styling with contrast raglan sleeves, and the inimitable Aardvark logo.

  • Comfy lightweight cotton blend
  • Loose fit, unisex sizing



Secret Aardvark Lightweight Hoodie


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Comfortable and great for layering, these light weight classic zip hoodies will be your favorite in no time flat.

  • Pouch pocket, hood, ribbed cuff and hem, and Aardvark logo on front and back!
  • Super soft with a slight stretch for a perfect fit 



Secret Aardvark Hat


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The Secret Aardvark Trucker hat is GREAT for covering your head, annnd, showing off your Aardvark style! Choose white logo on black, or black logo on Aardvark blue/black. Adjustable to fit most Aardvark fans.



Secret Aardvark Koozie


Keep your beverage cool with a genuine Secret Aardvark koozie. We won’t make a HOT/COOL joke right here… you’re welcome!


Secret Aardvark Sticker


6″ x 2″ color sticker – stick it on stuff!


Secret Aardvark Socks


“Supima” is unlike any cotton you’ve ever experienced. By definition, only the top 3% of cotton picked can carry the “Supima” label. Breathable, durable & unbelievably soft. 75% Supima Cotton, 23% Nylon, 2% Spandex.  The design is woven in not printed on.

The knee-highs are size Medium (women’s size 5-9, men’s 4-8), Crew is size Large (men’s 8-13, women’s 9-15)